That company has a top notch research department. They have high security to keep their secret safe. Maybe we can dress up like ninjas and break into their research department. The rewards could be great. That company has a top notch research department. They have high security to keep their secret safe.

Maybe we can dress up like ninjas and break into their research department. The rewards could be great That guy says his unique selling proposition is the ability to play tennis on the moon in your swimsuit. I would love to meet that guy and talk about the details and evolution of his unique selling proposition. That guy says his unique selling proposition is the ability to play tennis on the moon in your swimsuit. I would love to meet that guy and talk about the details and evolution of his unique selling proposition. I'm a sales representative for an alien company that sells superpower rocket booster And ice cream.

What? You're a sales representative for a department store. You sell vacuum cleaners that don't work. I'm a sales representative for an alien company that sells superpower rocket boosters and ice cream. What? You're a sales representative for a department store.

You sell vacuum cleaners that don't work. Did you see that product differentiation. They made our product look like a smelly piece of crap. Let's face it, they didn't really have to use much product differentiation. Our product is a piece of crap. Did you see that product differentiation, they made our product look like a smelly piece of crap?

Let's face it, they didn't really have to use much product differentiation. Our product is a piece of crap. Our target audience has changed over the years from unemployed homeowners, two millionaire rock stars. Wow, that's a diverse target audience. What kind of products do you sell? How are you still in business?

Our target audience has changed over the years from unemployed homeowners to millionaire rock stars. Wow, that's a diverse target audience. What kind of products do you sell? How are you still in business? Last year we hired a great public relations company to improve our image and boost customer morale. I would say it was an effective decision.

Our public relations are better than ever and so is our stock price. Last year, we hired a great public relations company to improve our image and boost customer morale. I would say it wasn't effective. decision. Our public relations are better than ever, and so is our stock price. It's surprising what can actually become viral content.

Most of it is simple, stupid and uninspiring. Don't be so harsh. Most people enjoy and share viral content because their personal lives are boring. It's surprising what can actually become viral content. Most of it is simple, stupid and uninspiring. Don't be so harsh.

Most people enjoy and share viral content because their personal lives are boring. We make it a point to consistently focus on our customer user experience. If they're happy, we're happy. I couldn't agree with you more. User Experience is often neglected as everyone tries to get rich at any cost. We make it a point to consistently focus on our customer user experience.

If they're happy, we are happy. I couldn't agree with you more. User Experience is often neglected as everyone tries to get rich at any cost. The last time we did random sampling of all our customers 50 different countries were represented. Wow, that's quite a diverse customer base. Would you say random sampling was effective?

The last time we did random sampling of all our customers 50 different countries were represented. Wow, that's quite a diverse customer base. Would you say random sampling was effective? We lost everything on that deal. There was no return on investment at all. I feel really depressed.

You win some and you lose some. Don't worry, we'll have a better return on investment in future deals. We lost everything on that deal. There was no return on investment at all. I feel really depressed. You win some and you lose some.

Don't worry, we'll have a better return on investment in future deals.